Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Primates and Toddlers

Franklin Park Zoo (with Lance, Dani and Mason). Featuring: Feces-flinging gorillas, roaring lazy lions, evil-eyed R.O.U.S.s and a Silverback with a serious grudge against gawking toddlers before feeding time.

Ivy unleashed her inner primate, or perhaps it's her inner two year-old, and tried to steal a stick from a baby gorilla. A statue of a baby gorilla. That thar's a losing fight.

And yes, we saw a chicken (it was even free-range!):

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Two Seconds Before She Went to Timeout*...


*For pinching.

They made some lovely music together before the pinching episode, and even sang a few duets.


And fear not, Squiggles soon found her smile again.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Drumlin Farm and Bird Refuge According to Ivy


According to Ivy, we saw:
a crow. It said caw caw caw. [This was the first animal we saw. I still had high expectations for her identification skills] Then we saw:

a chicken

another chicken

another chicken

see that owl chicken?

what's wrong [with] dat chicken?

two chickens

a rooster

a cow

another cow

a cow that said moo really loud

and two cows.

Actually, the above picture is of two cows- look closely and you'll see the hooves of the baby cow being born. The mowing cow two pictures above is the father bull, and he was as anxious as expectant fathers come. We watched the calf being born. Ivy took it all in stride and was ready to move on to see the next chickens or cows as if that sort of thing happened every day. I guess it does.

We also saw No-Mason-dat-Ivy's-kitty:

and Ivy showed the kitty her Marilyn Monroe impression:

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Videography

My camcorder is catastrophically malfunctioning, so I've had to break out my old point-and-shoot camera to capture video. Here are some videos of this week:

Ivy finding a new use for my little sieve:

Calvin's first go without training wheels:

Needless to say, I'm beginning the search for a new video recorder. Any recommendations?

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Clams Weren't the Only Things Baking


Peter and Bryn each came home sporting sunburns. For them, the burns mean pain and itching. For the rest of us, they're a pleasant reminder of our beautiful sunny day at the beach for our annual ward clambake.

We went for a swim and Lance borrowed my swim mask. He came back up with a live sand dollar and a large sea snail on his first "dive." Never mind that my ears turned blue from the cold; we had fun!

Bryn's life-long friend Conor was baptized in the ocean in the morning, we had a real nice clambake at noon complete with dear friends, family and lobstahs (and Laura brought raspberry pie- she wins), and then enjoyed an afternoon on the beach squeezing the last moments of summer from our beach towels.



*A rather long and mostly unrelated note on the bottom center photo [so don't read unless you're really bored]: Yesterday we noticed a new friend's web in our car in the corner of the dash near the steering wheel. Boris the spider lives in a tunnel in the very corner, and it's hard to dimensionally relocate his spirit (aka squash the living daylights out of him) without risking a panicked spider getaway, a panicked screaming driver, the swerving car, and the and-then-there-was-blood-everywhere scenario. So he got to go to the clambake and back with us. He occasionally came up out of his tunnel to enjoy the ride and the view- reminding me of a dog with her jubilant head and tongue thrust happily out into the wind on a ride to the canyon. I hope Boris enjoyed his last day on this earth- tomorrow I'll vacuum him into oblivion.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Tropical Storm Irene Still Packs a Mean Punch


Irene may not have been a hurricane anymore when she hit us, but she still knocked over a great big oak tree in our front yard with a giant gust of wind. Our next door neighbors were outside grilling in the front yard when they heard it start coming down toward them. They ran to the back of the house, and tree crashed down a couple of feet where they had been standing moments before.

Luckily, the tree missed hitting any people, houses, or vehicles (even though our neighbor's car was parked directly underneath where it hit). It took out our utility lines and the neighbor's fence on the other side of their yard. It also completely blocked their driveway, so Peter spent the day helping them clear out enough of it to allow cars in and out.

So we had no power (or hot water) for 5 days. We had no internet or phones for 6 days. We had potentially live power lines in our yard inches away from where the kids get in and out of the car. I showered at a local gym and Peter took cold showers here. This is what we learned:

1. The food in our fridge all went bad. I took some over to Laura, but I should have taken more, or hooked up a generator to keep things running.

2. It would have been so nice to have had a generator hooked up to our boiler- then we could have had hot water and heat (which we didn't need because it was summer, but it definitely would have been necessary if this had happened in the winter).

3. It's nice to have a burner or camp stove on hand to cook food and warm up water.

4. If a tree rips out your power lines, have someone check inside the meter socket before they restore power to the neighborhood. Cautionary tale:

Our house almost burned down (again) because the tree yanked the power lines running to our house right off their posts (think of the inside of your meter box as a car battery- there are posts and the power lines come in and brackets connect the lines to the posts). The two contacts of the live wires were touching inside the meter socket (hidden from inspection) when the power came back on, causing the contacts to explode and fuse and the power line insulation to catch on fire (3 foot flames).

The power company was already gone, but luckily our neighbor noticed it and called 911. So I came home to all manner of emergency vehicles at my house putting out the fire- not a fun surprise. And to make matter worse, since it was inside our box, NStar won't willingly foot the 1k+ electrician bill for them to come fix the damage. End rant.