
Last summer Lance and I took a literal trip down memory lane- with our bikes- to the Cement Canals (that's just a decorative pluralization- there's only one canal).

Millville had many exciting attractions and options for entertainment, but this had to be my favorite. If you were lucky, you had a tube and could spend the day floating the short stretch of canal again and again. If you had no tube, you brought a pair of cutoff jeans from the D.I. and threw them away at the end of the day because they were completely shredded from sliding along on your behind.
There are four parts to the Cement Canals:
First, there is a leisurely stretch floating above Hollow Road. In my head, this lasted about 2 hours. I was surprised to see it was actually only a couple of blocks long.

Second, there is the waterfall of death and destruction. This roaring behemouth was rumored to have swallowed goats and bikes whole never to be recognized again. I mean, just look at it!!!

Here's another shot, but I don't think Lance is to scale.

This is more like how I remember it:

After the waterfall, a rush of shorts shredding-paced water emptied you out into an eddying pool where if you caught the right current, you could circle indefinitely.

But alas, if you found yourself continuing your journey down the canal, you would surely meet your end in Spiderville, a place where spiders ALWAYS laid web upon web of child-sized traps. And if you didn't get snared in the spider's lairs, you would surely meet your doom on the class 1 rapid directly below the webs.



Lance made an action video that will make it seem as if the viewer is actually floating the canals, so if he ever sends that to me (hint hint, Lance), I'll post it.
Good times.

p.s. I can't legally recommend this activity.
